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Gilda Radner recites a list of things she ate that day.
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Albert Brooks presents a film about heart surgery. A pair of nuns attempt to emcee their church's talent night. An ad for a moving company promotes their skill at moving people from place to place, though not their belongings. A man speaks out against defamation of droolers. Dance group The Lockers perform a comic dance. In an interview with Squeaky Fromme, Fromme keeps trying to assassinate the interviewer, only to fail each time. Andy Kaufmann sings along with a record of Pop Goes the Weasel. The Golden Needles voodoo acupuncture technique offers healing without surgery. Rob Reiner, together with his wife Penny Marshall, honors some of the more popular fashion faux-pas. The National Pancreas Association stresses the importance of taking good care of your pancreas. Rob Reiner performs a number of lounge-singer acts. The skits for this episode are as follows: a man in a wheelchair inadvertently discovers he can walk, but is unable to repeat the miraculous feat. The host for the episode is Rob Reiner, but there is no musical guest. Art Garfunkel performs "I Only Have Eyes for You". During the Weekend Update, Chevy Chase reports about President's Ford's car accident and Muhammad Ali's newest name change, while Marv Albert reports on a basketball game between Paul Simon and Connie Hawkins.Paul Simon performs "Still Crazy After All These Years," "Marie," "My Little Town," "American Tune," "Loves Me Like a Rock" (with Jesse Dixon), "The Boxer" (with Art Garfunkel), "Scarborough Fair" (with Art Garfunkel), and "Gone at Last" (with Phoebe Snow and Jesse Dixon). A mock commercial demonstrates the strength of Try-Hard batteries in a head-to-head contest powering pacemakers. Albert Brooks presents a film of failed Candid Camera-style stunts. The Bees are informed by Paul Simon that their skit has been cut from this week's show. The skits for this episode are as follows: former Chicago Seven member Billy Rubin pitches graffiti wallpaper. The host for the episode is Paul Simon, and the musical guests are Randy Newman and Phoebe Snow. Billy Preston performs "Nothing from Nothing" and "Fancy Lady," while Janis Ian performs "At Seventeen" and "In the Winter". During the Weekend Update, Chevy Chase reports about President Ford blowing his nose and Emperor Hirohito visiting Disneyland. During the show, George Carlin performs monologues on blue food, religion, baseball vs. Finally, another mock commercial presents 3-bladed razors as an absolute household necessity. A home security system installer breaks into a couple's home and scares them to death to demonstrate how much they need an alarm installed. In a mock commercial parodying Lark cigarettes, a truck rolls through town asking people to show their guns. Valri Bromfield presents a monologue as a volleyball coach giving some very personal advice to her players before a game. The Academy of Better Careers offers people an exciting new life answering telephones. In the maternity ward of a hospital for bees, father bees anxiously wait to find out if their children will be drones or workers. Albert Brooks presents a documentary titled "The Impossible Truth," in which he presents several shocking news stories.
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A mock ad for pain-reliever Triopenin plays up the product's child-proof caps. Two men, claiming to be a married couple, discuss the benefits of a new vitamin product called Jamitol. A reporter interviews the victim of a shark bite who, despite his claims to the contrary, obviously still has all his limbs. Andy Kaufman sings along with a Mighty Mouse record. A distraught rape victim in a courtroom describes the attacker's words in writing, which then confuses an inattentive jurist. New Dad Insurance offers bereaved families a new father to take the place of their deceased one. The skits for this episode are as follows: an ESL teacher gives increasingly bizarre sentences to his student, who repeats his every word until the teacher suffers a fatal heart attack, and the student dutifully acts out an identical "death".
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The host for the episode is George Carlin, and the musical guests are Billy Preston and Janis Ian.